Husband: look at this job it's perfect for you $17.10/hr and your qualified. Even prefers people who…

Husband: look at this job it's perfect for you $17.10/hr and your qualified. Even prefers people who speak Spanish.

Me: I don't speak Spanish.

Husband: that's a bunch of bullshit.

Me: no it's not.

Husband: your watching a show in Spanish right now what do you mean you don't know Spanish.

Me: (starts laughing) damn I've been caught.