Getting ready to go to sleep.. my bestie will be to get me early ..and not to be nasty but ...i REALLY hope this punk ass spotting be over in the morning..cuz its been 5 LOOONG ass days since he got my right👅💦 i 💖💖 my best fren!

Please no negative comments, i get hes an ass and me and my kid deserve better
I swear my husband is gunna get my ass pregnant if he doesn't keep his hands to himself, oh. & the condom broke last night 🙄 there goes $50 more dollars lol
JUST GOT MY PHONE CALL!!! 9am I have to be at the hospital 🙈🙈 baby time girls!!!👶🏼💖💖

Ok I know I've done a few of these but my friend posted this on FB and we're getting some hilarious results. This was my last text: