Bad mum confession time... say either most terrible thing you have done or said to your baby (no judging no opinions just funny comments)... mine is tonight I told my partner I was on my period so daisy may couldn't get in the bath with me and could have a red hot peaceful bath to myself 🤣🤣
I always tell my OH that I need a 💩 when I actually need a wee or sometimes I don't even need the loo!Just so I can go to the loo in peace or have a few mins alone! 😂😂😂 xx
lmao I tell my hubby I'm going for a 💩 in the mornings whilst he changes baby nappy but I have a quick shower and he 2/3 times doesn't realise lol 😝
@genieh @firsttimemummy86 I can't 💩 with my OH around 😂 bowel shy hahaha xxxx
@genieh @firsttimemummy86 your lucky I don't even get to 💩 in peace cos half the time my fella is at work so have to take daisy with me or he face times me asking how long I'll be xc
@erincharlie1226 haha I'm so gross! Im like "watch the baby I'm off for a dump" 😂😂 haha I'll never know why he married me!😂😂 xx
@chloemcmahon96 my hubby does like 9-5 so I spend half my weekends in the bathroom on my phone! 😂😂 xx
@genieh awww that's cute tho did u start the dumps before or after you got married lol just for future reference for myself 😂😂😂xxx
lmao @chloemcmahon96 trust me mine face times me too lol I thought it was just him, and it will get better. I don't use the loo until he gets back from work either, everyone thinks I'm crazy but I just don't feel like leaving baby rayhan alone
@erincharlie1226 haha long before!! You've got to let them know what they're getting into! 😂 luckily he's just as bad as me!! 😂😂 xx
@firsttimemummy86 I can't hold mine in when I need to go I need to go so I put daisy outside the bathroom in her bouncer and leave door open. The things we do for five minutes ahahah xx
@erincharlie1226 hahahaha it's a start! We are like dogs in this house raise the butt cheek off the chair and let it gooo!💨💨😂😂 I'm actually disgusted at myself now I'm writing this and realizing what I'm like!😂oh well- better out than in! Xx
@genieh normally I fart or burp and my fella says good guts babe ahahah so we're just as bad xx
@genieh hahahaah well that's how the good old saying goes doesn't it!! I might give my OH the shock of his life see how I feel 😂😂😂xxx
@chloemcmahon96 glad it's not only me! I know people who never fart or have their OH see them without makeup!! I couldn't live like that! Xx
@chloemcmahon96 loooll I can imagine mine saying something like that haha xxx oh ladies you've saved the day xxx
@genieh defo haha!!!! Oh I couldn't wear make up 24/7 n all that malarkey 😂eyelashes glued to the pillowcase no thank you haha xxx
Me and the other half are as bad as each other when it comes to wind but for the first 2 year of us living together i usedty hold a 💩 in until I went to my mum's but now whenever I need it I go lol and i usedty do my hair and make up everyday whenni first statred going with my partner like not as soon as I got up but if we were going out to his pals or a wee drink or something xxxxx
I’ve told my daughter that the galaxy I had a bite of that she caught me eating was mummies medicine and that she wasn’t aloud any 😩🙈
When Brody got to toddler age I use to pretend I couldn't smell when he'd poo'd in his nappy, then tell Brody to go give his dad a cuddle. So he'd smell him and change him instead of me. Then id claim he must have done it on the walk over there 😂
Not related to the original Q but the comments loool ladies! How are you shy about letting one rip and pooping in front of your OH when you've had kids? I literally could not for the life of me hold farts in while pregnant and before baby the rule of thumb was we'd never watch each other poop or pee. Now? Well Zaid@erincharlie1226 doesn't allow us to lock the bathroom door because I take him in, so we've now seen most everything of each other 👍 😂@firsttimemummy86 oh and how are you not taking your child into the bathroom with you loool is that only me? Two days ago I had Zaid playing with water at the sink with Hamza in his swing while I went bathroom and showered.
@noshinxoxo I don't know I was always told it wasn't lady like and puts people off you lol. I'm just a shy person to be honest. I mean my birth wasn't too messy either I had my finger up my ass so I wouldn't shit myself 😂xx
Ellieseandgirls·
I’ve told my daughter that the galaxy I had a bite of that she caught me eating was mummies medicine and that she wasn’t aloud any 😩🙈
beff ·
When Brody got to toddler age I use to pretend I couldn't smell when he'd poo'd in his nappy, then tell Brody to go give his dad a cuddle. So he'd smell him and change him instead of me. Then id claim he must have done it on the walk over there 😂