Delete if not allowed BUT I’m now accepting applications for a new best friend 🤷🏼 ♀ Requirements:…

Delete if not allowed

BUT I’m now accepting applications for a new best friend 🤷🏼‍♀️

Requirements:

•Don’t be fake

•Don’t get mad if I tell you exactly what you need to hear (I won’t either)

•Your kids gotta be nice to mine

•A taste for wine, beer, or liquor is a plus

• I just need someone I can count on to vent to, hang out with from time to time and when my SO is at work every other weekend someone to go places with me.

•Or just hang out on the front porch with beer or wine while the kids destroy the house. Whatever works best 🤦🏼‍♀️

And I may or may not need someone to go to the gym with

I think that’s it. 🤷🏼‍♀️😂😂😂

OH and if I get comfortable enough with you to trust you with my secrets, I expect someone to keep it a secret, because I would do the same for anyone else.🤷🏼‍♀️