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JoAnna Davis
joanna.davis
JoAnna Davis
When you put on sexy makeup and lingerie to surprise your husband, but he takes too long on his phone call and the baby wakes up... and then has an explosive poop diaper on you while you feed him 😑🙄
04.01.2018
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mikailahandbaby
mikailahandbaby
@joanna.davis, I almost wish I had gotten a csection, this sucked. But I dont really think that's any easier though, unfortunately. And yeah, that's what I'm making my boyfriend do when the time comes, lmao. We've been together almost a year and a half and never used them (I was told I couldnt have children, so the only reason would've been std prevention but I knew for a fact he had nothing). I'm grateful the doctors were wrong though!
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joanna.davis
joanna.davis
@mikailahandbaby Ouch! I had to have c-sections with all 3 of mine.
And yeah, I made my husband get condoms for the first time in our relationship until I get on birth control 🙄
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mikailahandbaby
mikailahandbaby
@joanna.davis, I had twelve stitches and so I'm worried. Lol. That and I'm waiting for birth control! I'm a teenage mother-- so not ready for a second child yet.
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joanna.davis
joanna.davis
@mikailahandbaby Yeah, we lasted 4 weeks postpartum last baby, 3 weeks this baby 🙄 It's definitely tricky though, haha
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mikailahandbaby
mikailahandbaby
@joanna.davis, .... Is this really what I have to look forward to? Oh lort 😂 I'll only be one month postpartum tomorrow (the 5th), so I haven't considered sex yet.
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joanna.davis
joanna.davis
@mikailahandbaby Finally got the baby to sleep, washed off the make up, and went for a quickie... soaked the bed in milk 😂 The adventures of sex after kids.
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mikailahandbaby
mikailahandbaby
@joanna.davis, lmao, I feel that! That would've annoyed me too! I'd just be lazy and sleep in it, even though I hate doing that.
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joanna.davis
joanna.davis
@mikailahandbaby I'm mostly annoyed that i still have to wash this makeup off before going to sleep, and didn't even get any use out of it 🤣
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mikailahandbaby
mikailahandbaby
Oh my gosh. I'd be so annoyed after making all that effort, lol
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