Husband: Your making up all these things. Red, pink eye, and hand mouth and toes or whatever you…

Husband: Your making up all these things. Red, pink eye, and hand mouth and toes or whatever you call it are not real.

Me: yes they are look it up.

Few hours later I make him go get medication for pink eye and long behold there's medication for pink eye.

Husband: I need to walk around with hand sanitizer. Kids are just walking magnets for all these diseases. I've never heard of any of this stuff. I need to wash my hands so do you. Wash your hand every 5 minutes okay. We need to disinfect all our daughter's toys. Where's the bleach.

This guy is so freaked out on catching pink eye from our child it's so funny.