Seriously gonna kick my husband in the dick when he gets home. I was out making breakfast for my…

Seriously gonna kick my husband in the dick when he gets home. I was out making breakfast for my daughter and when I came back in the living room, she had crawled up on the couch and grabbed my husbands tobacco spit bottle that had no cap on it and dumped it all over the couch. I’m fuming right now! 🤬🤬🤬🤬