When your 2 month old is crying, you are trying everything and nothing is working. So i am carrying…

When your 2 month old is crying, you are trying everything and nothing is working. So i am carrying him and saying whats wrong baby, i hear my husband yelling his a baby he will not respond to you. Uhhhh you think, you fu***£ idiot, that was the smartest thing you have said in a long time. Hubby will get a gold star today dumba**