Trena
singlemommy15
Trena ·Мама троих детей

So im talking with Jr (my 5 year old)

Jr- mom you're fired!

Me- good!!!

Jr- mom. That means you have to get a new job.

Me- seeing as how I'm fired, I'm not "mom" anymore... 😂

Jr- you're still mom, you just don't work with the super family anymore..

Me- Damn.. 😒

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