First thing he does on our anniversary morning, roll over and start watching Facebook videos. Then…

First thing he does on our anniversary morning, roll over and start watching Facebook videos. Then gets up to poop right in the middle of my daughter trying to get ready for school. And he poops for hours. I went Into the bathroom where he was to say happy anniversary and he didn't say nothing, just hugged me. Either I'm over exaggerating or he's inconsiderate