Ow I think I have lightning crotch...I attempted to put the foot rest on my recliner and I got a…

Ow I think I have lightning crotch...I attempted to put the foot rest on my recliner and I got a very painful something in that area. Just feels like I can't catch a break tonight...achy all over, my feet are sore from sorting through her clothes in her new dresser, her head is on my bladder and using it as a pillow...