Omg i just got my blood pressure going! So I had a 11:45 obgyn appointment and I got ready and…

Omg i just got my blood pressure going! So I had a 11:45 obgyn appointment and I got ready and locked our bedroom door and started walking to the garage and noticed I left my mother fucking keys in the bedroom! So I can to get a knife and try to unlock the damn door by shoving the knife between the door and the wall... so sadly I missed my appointment... so while almost in tears Cuz I can't get in the damn room I called my obgyn and asked to see if there's a later appointment for today so luckily there was a 3:15 appointment so I hung up and kept trying to unlock the stupid door and I looked at the door and said I swear to God if u do not open up I will chop u down and put u into the damn fire pit and then I tried again and what do u know it opened up lol 😂😂