So here's the thing. There are all these photos going around right now of a certain celebrity, who…

So here's the thing. There are all these photos going around right now of a certain celebrity, who admittedly looks pretty amazing 1 month after delivering twins. She is a queen, through and through.

But ya know what? I'd be about 100 times more impressed if she popped up something where she's not wearing a boob-high skirt that sucks in the wobbly bits, and a real bra that showcases her golden globes, rather than a milk-stained nursing bra that smashes them into a weeping, lumpy uni-boob.

I bet when she's at home, chilling on the couch in her favorite pair...