So I'm eating my snickers on the couch quietly when I heard what I thought was one of my kids waking…

So I'm eating my snickers on the couch quietly when I heard what I thought was one of my kids waking up so I stuffed the last piece of snickers in my mouth and almost chocked to death only to find out it was my stupid ass cat being a nosey bitch as usual... damn it sorry for all the vulgar language but I almost just died trying to be stingy with my snickers... lmfao