Husband: *Goes to the store and comes home. "Look what I got" Me: "What" Husband: "Its my new toy. I'm going to be…

Husband: *Goes to the store and comes home. "Look what I got"

Me: "What"

Husband: "Its my new toy. I'm going to be cleaning all the time now. I'm more excited about this than I am when I got my PlayStation."

Me: "That's cool. Now we can throw away that nasty mop."

Husband: "I'm going to use it right now" picks up the swiffer and says "Come on baby I'm going to use you right now."

He's literally jumping up and down while he's using the swiffer telling our child to spill stuff on the floor or even pee on the floor so he can use it. If you guys could hear and see what he's doing you would be laughing. 😂