Is it bedtime yet? We've already had a nap, two breakfasts because the first one just wasn't good…

Is it bedtime yet? We've already had a nap, two breakfasts because the first one just wasn't good enough, I've caught him climbing, he's thrown my nicely folded washing across the living room and now i found him in the tub of sudocream ... if anyone needs me, I'll be in the corner eating Nutella out of the jar and drinking strawberry milkshake giving myself a pep talk about 'how I'm boss' 🙈