My three year old calls me from her dad's house. Our conversation: Me: What are you doing? Her:…

My three year old calls me from her dad's house. Our conversation:

Me: What are you doing?

Her: Who's asking?

Me: Your mother.

Her: I'm watching Real Housewives. These ladies are crazy. You could be on here, momma.

Me: Are you calling me crazy?

Her: Usually only when you're hungry.

My child has picked up how brutal I am when I'm hangry.