Just killed the biggest brown recluse I've ever seen in my life 😩

Just killed the biggest brown recluse I've ever seen in my life 😩

I was in the bathroom, doing my business, and I noticed him on the wall near the window. So I go about my business, no big deal, I'll get him when I'm finished. So I do my thing, and then go and get a shoe to squish him with.

Well, apparently he knew my intent, and he was maaaaad. He was ready to fight! He was gripping on to the wall with half of his legs and making weird gestures with the other half.

So I'm like, okay, no way I'm going any closer to this bitch. I don't wanna die today. So I go back into the kitchen and grab some Windex 😂😂 went back, and sprayed him about 20 times. He finally fell on the floor and curled up.

I was like alright he's dead, cool beans, let me grab something to clean him up with. And he JUST UNCURLS AND STARTS COMING TOWARD ME. I'm like HEEELLLL NO. So I put the shoe on my foot, keep spraying him with Windex to try and slow his zombie ass down, and muster up the courage to squish him. 😂😂😂

Not today, Satan.