Being a SAHM is the best job ever though. I'd rather wipe butts then kiss butt to other humans that…

Being a SAHM is the best job ever though. I'd rather wipe butts then kiss butt to other humans that I don't really like. But soon I'll be back in the working world and I'll miss the joys of getting poop on my hand or under my nails (because I know it's happened to at least some of you... right?) lol.