I wish I had mommy friends that lived near me! My best friend lives a few minutes away, but she's…

I wish I had mommy friends that lived near me! My best friend lives a few minutes away, but she's got an 11 month old, another on the way, and a full time job, so we don't get to talk much. And all my other friends moved away for school and don't have kids.

I need FRIENDS! I'm pretty freaking funny if you like sarcastic/dark humor and self-deprecating jokes. 😂😂