My sons thought process when he's not supposed to be doing something : "Lemme just touch this and…

My sons thought process when he's not supposed to be doing something :

"Lemme just touch this and maybe touch that. Oh I'm Definitely not supposed to be touching this ,but I can't resist. Almost thereee* reaches over* Me: "DALLAS". Him:" oh crap mom caught me .lemme just go over to her and beat the crap out of her since she caught me doing something I'm not supposed to be doing. How dare she call my name ". 😂