So there was a huge mosquito flying around in my room i tried to kill it but only chopped off half…

So there was a huge mosquito flying around in my room i tried to kill it but only chopped off half and it flew into my restroom. My daughters were sitting on my bed and and i yelled the mosquito! Its under you (it really wasnt) my youngest says oh well at least I'll kill it with my stinky farts! 😂😂😂👏💖💖💋always making me laugh.