My mind when Alice is breaking the rules but being really cute:
50% hippy; "aww she's having fun I should leave her alone. This is what nature intended for childhood. Fun and imaginative learning, cause and effect. This will be great for her brain growth."
50% black mom; "Alice Ann if you don't stop throwing the curtain around spying on the neighbors and get your ass in this bed I swear to God child I will sell you to the highest bidder!!"