Something I can't stop laughing at and have been wanting to share with you all is:

(Backstory- I'm a bartender at one of the top restaurants in Dallas and I'm 26)

TWICE in one day, at work, I was asked about drugs. One gentleman asked me if I like to do drugs and party, and the other was a man asking me where he "could score some coke".

I was very frank. I was like "I'm married with 2 kids. I have neither the money, nor the time to do drugs!" 😂 silly people and their assumptions!