Omfg! My kid Is waging war on my boobs! She's biting, kneeding, pinching, scratching, twiddling and…

Omfg! My kid Is waging war on my boobs! She's biting, kneeding, pinching, scratching, twiddling and now she's trying to eat upside-down. Really... just really... I'm pretty sure the neighbors think there is human sacrifices going on in my house.