We have a smash cake, a regular cake, a 5 pound cinnamon roll and my husband refuses to give half of the cake away. It's…

We have a smash cake, a regular cake, a 5 pound cinnamon roll and my husband refuses to give half of the cake away. It's only three of us. There's no way we will eat all of that by ourselves and he's being greedy. I doubt we will eat half of what we have. Tempted to sing happy birthday to our daughter and cut the cake in half, knock on our neighbors door to see if their grandsons want cake and not tell my husband. When he asks what happen to the cake I'll blame it on the dog.