Husband: You need to start putting your legs up after sex and stop going to the bathroom right away.

Husband: You need to start putting your legs up after sex and stop going to the bathroom right away.

Me: Why?

Husband: I've been trying to get you pregnant for forever now.

Me: You have.

Husband: Yeah Nessa (daughter's nick name) needs a brother or sister.

Me: She has a brother a sister already Leo (puppy) and Nala (cat).

Husband: ok smart ass I mean a sibling preferably a boy this time, that doesn't have fur or barks.

Me: Her sister meows if that makes a difference.

Husband: Rolls his eyes and says I want another baby damn it so help me get you pregnant already. Our daughter needs a HUMAN to play with.

This guy is dead set on another baby. Why he's in a hurry I have no idea.