I'm talking to my husband. In the background is our daughter trying to get things off the couch and…

I'm talking to my husband. In the background is our daughter trying to get things off the couch and her puppy. Next thing I see is the puppy backing up and running. I move my husband and the puppy is on the couch. Mind you he can't get on the couch by himself. My daughter used herself as a ramp and he ran up her and then was trying to pull her on the couch by her shirt. He couldn't because he's only 2.4 pounds so he starts grabbing everything, my glasses, TV remote, Xbox remote, a book, and brings them closer so she can reach them. They're little partners in crime. I swear earlier she was throwing him her lunch because she didn't want to eat so the puppy was getting fries and chicken nuggets. I let her down and they both go to her room to play.