via our favorite, Bunmi Laditan:

"If you believe Kraft macaroni and cheese with hotdog pieces and a side of store-brand ketchup deserves a spot on the food pyramid, this book is for you.

If you shame eat your kid's dinner scraps while hunched over the open garbage like a foraging beast in $12 yoga pants, this book is for you.

If you can wash and dry laundry but know that putting it away is for losers, this book is for you.

If being around small children 24/7 has left you with the social skills of a serial killer, this book...