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Deanna
Deanna
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My husband walks up to me and says:

My husband walks up to me and says:

Him: Hey do you feel pregnant?

Me: No. Why?

Him: Well we are running out of time.

Me: Running out of time?

Him: Yeah we said we would have kids with a two year time gap. So you need to hurry up and get pregnant.

Me: plans don't always work out and we don't need to get pregnant right now.

Him: Well plans do too work and we are going to make this one work. Now go into the room. When I'm finished put your legs up.

The entire time I'm just laughing and he's over here "impregnate her, impregnate her, impregnate her." 20 minutes later "ok I'm done. Now to go to work."

This guy needs to slow down. Our daughter is barely turning one next month and I'm trying to potty train a puppy. He's dead set on getting pregnant right now. I'm in no hurry. We haven't used any form of birth control for 6 months so if it was meant to be we would be pregnant no need to rush things.