Lol i would have said it to her face some people have these titles but we are all human people need to get out their head out their arses!! Xx @squish86

@west94 she called round today and her first words were "oohh were a bit more organised now arnt we" I just sat there thinking f*** off you patronising b****!! xx

Yeah id change no one likes an asshole HV !! Dont worry tho that doesnt mean your not looking after baby she cant do shit with that information xx @squish86

well god help us if we had have had the same one! i didn't hoover or anything the first 2 weeks i was home with Melody! i just fed her, cried a lot and slept a lot lol. mine didn't seem too bothered. sounds like you have got a right one! try and change to someone else hun xx

@littleelf85 thanks x

@haribo83 no ☹️ xx

@squish86, my midwives are based at my doctors so I'd have thought it'd be them you'd ring to ask for someone else, but they won't be open now will they 😒 xx

@haribo83 she made me feel awful now I'm scared of what else she will try and find fault with x

@littleelf85 who do I need to ask? Is it the hospital? @mother_of_humans she must have been expecting that, we only got discharged from hospital 12 hours before she came round, I'm just so worried about what else she will try and find fault with X

She sounds like a right picky bitch! Xx

@mother_of_humans "house a mess" bearing in mind we had only been out of hospital 12 hours and all the hospital bags and stuff were still out, "refused epiostomy examination" I didn't refuse it I just said I had already been checked 12 hours previous by hospital, " living room cold" even though the heating had been on since 6am X

She came two days ago and the stuff she's wrote in my notes has got me worried :(