*tries to get something done*

*hears noise in next room*

*runs in to find Xavier making a mess*

*starts cleaning up mess*

*hears noise in next room*

*rolls eyes and runs to next room to find Xavier making a different mess*

*puts up all baby gates*

*hears noise in next room*

*finds Xavier has taken down all baby gates and is making and mess and is now naked for no reason*

*thinks about duct taping toddler to wall*

*puts toddler in bath*