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Last night, I wanted reese cups. We are staying at the Gaylord National where there are indoor…

Last night, I wanted reese cups. We are staying at the Gaylord National where there are indoor stores. We went to 3 different stores to find them. Later, having "friends" over, one of hubby's friends took one of my reeses and put it in his pocket. I called him out and he acted like, "What?". I'm the only sober one, do NOT fuck with me. I said, "dude, you're going to take a pregnant woman's candy? Wtf is wrong with you!??! Who does that?" Got it back then he had the nerve, then, to ask for one. I nearly jumped on him.and choked him. Maaan I can't drink, I just want my candy asshole!

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mommab4

becky

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my brother opened my freezer and tried to take some of my girl scout cookies.. I nearly tackled him

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twinpeanut

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Lmao @mommab4

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Heather Miller

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My SO tried to steal my extra toasty cheez its. He found out real quick that I WILL cut him

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twinpeanut

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Lmao! See I'm not the only one! @millermommie

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Heather Miller

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I pulled his own knife on him like if I was losing cheezits he was gone lose some blood

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twinpeanut

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Oh damn. You're hardcore @millermommie

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Heather Miller

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I love my cheez its. They are my happy place and when I buy them I always say if u want cheez its buy u some cuz if u eat mine I'll cut u

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twinpeanut

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Lol sounds like me with reeses and cookies @millermommie

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Heather Miller

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I can't even keep cookies over night he eats them so I gave up

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twinpeanut

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He'd be dead @millermommie

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Heather Miller

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Yeah girl

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@twinpeanut I have severe morning sickness, up to and including hospital visits, so when I can hold anything down it's a good day. My husband went out and got me a mini watermelon. His idiot nephew and gf came over and began eating it while I was in the bathroom. I literally took my husband's steel toe boot and threw it at his head. I'm glad I left a mark, you damn twit. My husband couldn't stop laughing and told him, "Have you no sense? I warned you not to touch it." Mind you, he doesn't know I'm pregnant, no one does, but seriously! I still want to kill him and throw the other boot...hehe.

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twinpeanut

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I don't even blame you mama @snarfyk

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