2.30 I'm down with the mother of all flus, albie projectile vomited so much he chocked and stop…

2.30 I'm down with the mother of all flus, albie projectile vomited so much he chocked and stop breathing and now we have soggy bed, he takes up a entire king size bed and has head butted me several times, my skin is burning but I'm also so cold I think my nipples have grown nipples and my head well I think I'm still hungover because I am in what one would call 'a bad way' where the fuck are my Disney animals to come through the windows and do all the housework for me and look after albs