One thing I don't miss about my period: cramping. One thing I won't miss about my pregnancy: contractions.

Well I was about to go to bed...and then I get stung by this thing.
No one cares about what you got for Valentine’s Day I promise. We won’t miss out if you didn’t post pictures and statuses all day

If there is one thing I will miss.. It's my baby table top.
Things I never thought I'd say...
Until I became a mom:

F my neighbor just knocked on my door to tell me I had a huge beehive in my tree. Wtf do I do about this thing? It’s huge!!