Ladies, WITHOUT prompting, ask your significant other these questions and write EXACTLY what they…

Ladies, WITHOUT prompting, ask your significant other these questions and write EXACTLY what they say. The outcome can be hilarious.

•What is something I say?

"Fuck it"

•What makes me happy?

"Food."

•What makes me sad?

"Seeing lost dog signs."

•How old am I?

"12...haha just kiddin. 20."

•How tall am I?

" shorter than me"

•What's my favorite thing to do?

"Sleep, probably. You do that a lot."

•What do I do when you're not around?

"Watch Bobs Burgers. "

•If I become famous, what will it be for?

"Your butt. *winks*"

•What makes you proud of me?

"You're a great mommy 💖 "

•What is my favorite food?

" Macaroni and cheese...pasta in general. "

•Where is my favorite place to be?

"Washington."

•If I could go anywhere, where would it be?

" Japan. "

•Do you think you could live without me?

"No. I'd die."

•How do I annoy you?

"You're rude a lot."

•What is my favorite movie?

"Lord of the Rings"

•Who is my celebrity crush?

"Me."

•Summarize me in one word?

"Weird."

•You get a phone call that I am in trouble, who am I with?

"Jessica (sil) or your sister."