I Soiled Myself in IKEA photo: Bob. B Brown Flick Creative Commons I released the Kraken in IKEA. It…

I Soiled Myself in IKEA

photo: Bob. B Brown Flick Creative Commons I released the Kraken in IKEA. It was during my last week of pregnancy with my second son (in my defense). If you’ve ever carried a human being inside of you, you know the level of mortification, grossness and discomfort that comes along with it. You feel me,…