The way I talk to my dogs. When they bark at strangers with no reason I usually gasp and say "(their name) what is this? They're allowed there, that's safe, how rude, get your bottom inside, come on hustle your bustles" and then the person giggles at me

haha. saying first and middle name. also counting to a certain # haha

Going to bed early for me. ps.....I see what you did there. I'm here for it.