when you're so hungry cause you barely had time to eat all day that you scarf down a full box of mac and cheese and a third of a bag of peas by yourself while your baby is passed out cause of teething pain
When you get blocked cause you correct a person 😂😂 idk ladies but I think she’s a liar 🤥
Terrible 2's and 3's!
My services have been requested. This is for the moms of toddlers. You are not alone! If you are struggling with tantrums and acting out then chances are your child is needing attention, not punishment. There are lots of different things that can trigger a meltdown, but the root cause is typically the same.
When you're married and it's not wrong to sound like a Hoe. 🤣 Me:" I'll let you fck me in the @ss for a Hash brown and Mcgriddle from McDonald's this morning."My husband : " Sure , anything for you honey " Me. Squirms cause I hate anal but too lazy to cook this morning. 🤐

When you make a cake cause you bored 😋
can you get stretch marks on your breasts?? or is it just cause the milk is coming in cause your pregnant?