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Let's see how many people aren't ashamed of their past:

Tattoos? 💉

- yes, plenty 😎

Piercings?📍

- plenty of those too!! 😬

Engagements? 💍

-nope

Marriages? 💒

- nope

Divorces?

- nope

Children? 👶

- on the way! 👶🏽

Gotten a ticket? 🎫

- parking lol

Been in Jail/Police Cell? 🏢

- nope

Been in a fist fight? 👊

- Nope, but broken up a couple 😛

Shot a gun? 🔫

- do. BBs count? Lol

Ever been drunk? 🍾

- naturally 💁🏼

Wrecked a car? 🚗

- thank goodness no 😊

Copy and paste then change answers