Мама сына (1 год)

After my nexplanon removal the mid wife asked :

"so what are you going to do for Birth Control?"

so I assured her I'd use condoms.

she's than says "okay, don't come back here in a month pregnant, you promised" 😂

My response : Im Deff not getting pregnant anytime soon, at least not until my 17 month old can wipe his own ass.

#truestory