What I say: I can't wait for my parents to have the baby tonight! I finally get to clean up this…

What I say: I can't wait for my parents to have the baby tonight! I finally get to clean up this house!

What I do: turn on the scentsy to make it smell like our house is clean, lay on the couch and text my mom, asking how the baby is and pretend that I don't have a month's worth of laundry in baskets ready to be folded.