My neighbor had her baby, after months of being "over" pregnancy and having all the answers for…

My neighbor had her baby, after months of being "over" pregnancy and having all the answers for everything because she read a book or two and "knew someone who."

Now the cosmic hilarity...

That baby never sleeps.

Guess she skipped the chapter about babies being born with their own tiny agendas. Every kid is textbook...we just aren't guaranteed to get the kid who matches with our expected book.