Me: Sean are you in the bathroom. *doing the potty dance*
Sean: Yea
Me: Omg are you taking a dump?
Sean: Yea mind yo business
Me: OMG I HAVE TO PEEE!
Sean: Why you always have to pee when I taking a dump
Me: Why you so shitty. This is the third one today👊🏾

If you live with your man you know this convo all to well 😒