Me: Sean are you in the bathroom. *doing the potty dance*

Sean: Yea

Me: Omg are you taking a dump?

Sean: Yea mind yo business

Me: OMG I HAVE TO PEEE!

Sean: Why you always have to pee when I taking a dump

Me: Why you so shitty. This is the third one today👊🏾

If you live with your man you know this convo all to well 😒