so if anyone is in a bad mood or needs a laugh , i got you .

so if anyone is in a bad mood or needs a laugh , i got you .

so we invited my mom over for dinner and a movie as a thank you for helping us being first time parents and with the baby while i healed , which i still am but im still not 100 % . so we were telling stories about camp and i was feeding the baby so i had him and i said " omg im gonna shit my pants " that thought i said " yeah , i about shit my pants " and i was getting nervous because they ignored me so i said " someone take the baby im gonna shit my pants " so when i finally got them to understand that my fart was indeed not a fart i was hauling ass down the hallway crying because it hurt , my incision still leaking , and my tit hanging out leaking . needless to say i didnt make it and im currently in the bathroom dying . im so done with them and today 😅