I'm so sick. I'm very congested and having a hard time breathing. I've been having cramps like my period and back pain.…

I'm so sick. I'm very congested and having a hard time breathing. I've been having cramps like my period and back pain. But I don't want to go to L&D triage only to look stupid and get sent home. Am I the only one whose hospital doesn't have an advice nurse line OR the number to the on call Doctor??