When somebody tries to tell you about your life or what you do, but they leave out the part where you're 8.5 months…
When somebody tries to tell you about your life or what you do, but they leave out the part where you're 8.5 months pregnant, still working a job where you're on your feet, walking around your entire shift, then have to come home and chase around a toddler and undo whatever damage he did because you weren't really watching them.