Ok I know I've done a few of these but my friend posted this on FB and we're getting some hilarious results. This was my last text:

So because I got a cervical check done by a man my S/O says I'm "tampered" with and that's like cheating . wtf

so my first child was done by c section and so will this child....but i have a question...I was told I can only have three kids since they will be done by cesarean... anyone know??

So my “mother in law” wants me to get a DNA test,paternity test or whatever you’d like to call it done for my baby to make sure that her son is the father of my child which I have no problem with getting I understand where she’s coming from I haven’t been cheating so why not but what I wanted to know was if it was possible to get it done with me still being pregnant? so that I won’t have to deal with it at the birth if that is possible I’d like to know how to get that done without hurting our child