He is killing my bladder (gently squishing it as if it was his favorite stuffed animal) and then he…

He is killing my bladder (gently squishing it as if it was his favorite stuffed animal) and then he tried to stretch 😣😕😧💙👶 like he is running out of space and if he stretches that will help... Umm noo little man.. It just hurts momma... I love you my little tom turkey... but easy with whatever it is that you are doing to me today... please.