They should give you craving elfs when you get pregnant that will go farrrr & wiiide faster than…

They should give you craving elfs when you get pregnant that will go farrrr & wiiide faster than superman to grab whatever it is you want no questions. Why is that not a thing?

Im literally mad now because i want goosebumps creating gooey ass fresh from the oven warm chocolate chip cookies.. 😡 had a mental break down & everything because i cant have them NOWWW. im so upset.